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OMG!!! Killian in people clothes!!!

(Source: collegehumor)

G:  you know what this means don't you?
S:  I'm pregnant!
G:  my balls work!!
S:  we're having a baby!
G:  my balls work!!!

“pocahontas yes but aladdin no.
i do know that Oliver and Company is supposed to be based off of Hamlet”

In response to someone asking if Disney’s Pocahontas or Aladdin is influenced by Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet…

This made me laugh so hard.

How is Oliver and Company even remotely based on Hamlet??
The clue is in the title… Its based on Dickens’ Oliver Twist!!

…They even use the Dickens names in the film… Oliver, Dodger, Fagin, Sykes…

(Source: storykay)

I never realised Billy Connolly was in this film… I also didn’t twig Mel Gibson is John Smith! (God I’m slow.)

I never realised Billy Connolly was in this film… I also didn’t twig Mel Gibson is John Smith! (God I’m slow.)

(Source: lafilleauxcheveuxdelinmb)

SO FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD, FOR TEACHING US THAT LOVE WAS FREE AND EASY!!!

(Source: word-stuck, via nowyoukno)

The New Testament→

collegehumor:

God: Hey Jews.

Jews: Hey.

God: So listen, guys, I’m thinking we go in a different direction with this whole religion.

Jews: What?

God: You know, do a non-gritty reboot. Same God taste, new God packaging. That sort of thing.

Jews: We don’t follow.

God: Okay, work with me here, guys….

(via fiossy)

The first ever book I read by Anne Rice, after finding it in a second hand book shop in Porthmadog.

Really want to re-read, but its on my bookshelf at M&Ds. :(

The first ever book I read by Anne Rice, after finding it in a second hand book shop in Porthmadog.

Really want to re-read, but its on my bookshelf at M&Ds. :(

Day off… Wishing i could get hot chocolate and pastries delivered to my bed… Cause its horrible and cold outside.

True love. 😍

True love. 😍

(Source: thevintageloser)